Bwa ha haaaaa, the POWER (insert lightning bolt here)!!!!

So, I am apparently cross-appointed to two universities now; isn't that crazy? Who would've figured that any university at all would've wanted me in the first place? Though, really, there's no power, clout, nothing... I don't even have a little paper card proving this fact... sigh.... still have to argue with nurses that yes, indeed, I am not a medical student...