Vampire
CBC, lytes, glucose, BUN, creatinine
INR/PTT, liver function tests,
cultures X 2,
toxicology screen,
calcium, magnesium, TSH,
cardiac enzymes,
blood gases.
Stat please on Mr. Whatsisname in stretcher 5.
After all the blood I've sucked from him
you'd think I'd have a better grip on his soul.
--Gwynedd Pickett
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