Mr. Fruit

This may sound really strange to folks, and some of you may think I'm on drugs or something, but we've been smuggling fruit across country borders and through airports. We've successfully gotten Mr. Orange through HK, Thailand and Sri Lanka, but in a fit of hunger desperation, ate him. We've also gone through Mr. Banana, but he didn't last very long. Currently, we've got Son of Orange with us. I think we've deluded ourselves to think we're doing something vaguely illegal by smuggling produce across borders... :P