OK kids, it's time to play: What's more ghetto (you know who you are!)?
Creme brulee or body shampoo?
Napkin rings or tea cozies?
Knitting or croquet?
Pistachios or kite-flying?
Hamsters or mittens?
Campfire singalongs or garden gnomes?
Mashimaro coin purses or gelato?
Daffodils or throw cushions with tassels?
Bundt cakes or bird watching?
Porch swings or cobblestone?
Filet O'Fish or Filet Mignon?
Hee hee hee...
3 comments:
definitely body shampoo - it doesn't get any more ghetto than that! add some spray-on tan and you're all set, man :P
What if the hamster is dead? We had a dead hamster for 3 days before we buried it.
this isn't as easy as I'd like it to be! lemme see...
well, croquet's pretty hard-core. or maybe I'm a knob.
and anybody can grow daffies. I'd say that tasseled, raw-silk, envelope-style throw cushions are ghetto. I mean, Martha S makes us all want to use them.
what if the bundt cake is made with cardomom and nutmeg? mmmmm. that cannot possibly be ghetto.
every redneck knows that filet mignon is a hoidi-toidi steak. I'll take the TVP nuggets, please.
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