FFT

I came across this amongst some papers that I have; I know it's an old one, but I thought I'd just leave it here for posterity's sake:

Socialism: If you have two cows, you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: If you have two cows, you give them both to the government, and they will give you milk.
Fascism: If you have two cows, you keep them, give the government all the milk, and the government sells you the milk.
Capitalism: If you have two cows, sell one of them, and buy a bull.